Teacher and Student

1.
Attitude------- ----------- :)


Teacher:- Write an essay on'If I am a millionaire'.


All students started writing except one boy
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Teacher:- Why don't you start writing?

Boy:-

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I am waiting for my secretary!
2.

Waqt Bhi Sikhata Hai,
Aur Teacher Bhi..
Par Dono Me Fark Hota Hai,
Teacher Sikha Kar Imtihan Leta
Hai,
Aur Waqt Imtihan Lekar Sikhata
Hai.

3.

A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...

But...

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside the
Examination Hall and Shouts. . .

"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..."

4.

A 4 year Old kid kept telling his teacher about his baby sis who was going to be born,because he was very excited about it.
1 day his mom made him feel the baby's movements by placing his palm, on her stomach.
The kid didn't say anything. From that day onwards he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sis.
1 day when his teacher inquired about his baby sis. the boy's eyes were filled with tears.

He replied. My Mummy ate it! :

5.

Different types of Girlfriend fighting with their boyfriend...

Pilot's Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt Samjha

Teacher's Girlfriend : Mujhe mat Sikhao Samjhe

Dentist's Girlfriend : Daant tod ke hath me de dungi

C.A.'S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh samjha...

Engineer's Girlfriend : "Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna"

6.

Top Answers Of Teachers

If They Don't Know The Answers:

1)I Think The Question Is Wrong..

2)I Will Tell You Tomorrow..

3)Don't Ask Foolish Questions..

4)You Will Study This In The Next Class..

And The Most Important One Is:

5)Nice Question,Raise Your Hands Who Know The Answer :)

  7.

KG Boy: Mam, May I go to washroom?

Mam: Nhi, Pehle A to Z sunao fir jana,

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN__QRS_UVWX_Z,

Mam: P,O,T,Y kahan gai?

Boy: Ji Mere nikkar me nikal gai...

8.

Part 1
A girl came late in college.
Teacher:why u r late?
Girl:a guy was following me.
Teacher:so what
Girl:he was walking very slow.
Part 2
same girl comes late another day.
Teacher: why ur late 2day? Was dat guy following u slowly 2day also.
Girl: no sir,he came late 2day 2 follow me,so i was waiting 4 him,so got late.