Husband and Wife

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बीवी बनाते समय भगवान ने कहा : "अच्छी और समझदार बीवी दुनिया के हर कोने में मिलेगी "

और फिर भगवान ने दुनिया गोल बना दी ...
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अब ढूंढ लो ...
कोना ...

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Height Of Bachpana..

Innocent Kid : Mummy, mujhe bhai chahiye.
Mummy : Beta, Dad abroad gaye hai, jaise wo ayenge, hum baat karenge unse.
Kid : Aap unhe SURPRISE Q nahi deti ???

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Kid : Dada Jii Yeh FamiLY Planing kya h0ti hAi?

Dada : ChaL bhaaaaG!!! Mujhe nAhi Pata..!!

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Kid : Mai Jaanta thA BUDHE, TujhE nAhi pata...!!! :@

TujhE pata hOtA thO Aaj JaYedaad Ke 8 hIsSe Na hOte..
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A Five year old boy was try to write a letter

Dad: what are you writing my son?

Son: Love letter to my girlfriend
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Dad: do u know how to write?

Son: No!! So what
She also doesn't know how to read
It's Love Dad you won't
Understand

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Wife: Can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??
Wife: Can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.
... ... Wife:Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options. Either i should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:"What do u think, i am "McDonald's

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A woman was kidnapped, the kidnapper cut her finger and sent to her husband to ask money.
Husband replied
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"I want more proof,
KHOPRI BHEJ KHOPRI.".......