Boys and Girls

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लड़के, जिनकी गर्लफ्रेंड होती है और जिनकी नहीं होती है,
में केवल एक फर्क होता है, पहले वाले लोग “लड़कियों से बात करते हैं”
और दूसरे वाले “लड़कियों के बारे में बात करते हैं”।

2.

A boy and a girl went for a walk.
While walking, the boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding......


He looks at the girl hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg.....
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The girl looks in his eyes and says......

"Sochiyo bhi mat hero! Ye mera Designer suit hai....:

Ladka apna result dekh ke..


Kya??????!!:o


Main fail ho gaya or vo bhi english mein?
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UNPOSSIBLE!

3.

लड़का: रो क्यों रही हो??
लड़की: परीक्षा में मेरे बहुत कम नंबर आये हैं.
लड़का: बताओ कितने आये हैं?
लड़की: सिर्फ 99 %
लड़का: खुदा का खौफ कर ज़ालिम. इतने में तो 3 लड़के पास हो कर पार्टी दे रहे होते

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लडकाः हाय क्या कर रही हो तुम?
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लडकीः मैं बहुत थकी हुई हूँ आज बहुत काम किया है सोने जा रही हूँ और तुम क्या कर रहे हो?
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लडकाः मैं विक्टोरिया पार्क मे हूँ और तुम्हारे पीछे खडा

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Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood
dedo.
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Nurse: Blood Group bolo.
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Pappu: Koi bhi chalega...
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Nurse: Kaise chalega!
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Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter
likhna hai...
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लड़कियां एक दुसरे को गिफ्ट देती है...
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परफयूम, इअरिंग ...
... सुट्स ...
फ्लोवर्स ...
चोकोलेट्स ...
और लड़के ..??
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ये ले लड़की का नंबर ..
बस मेरा नाम नहीं आना चाहिए !!

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अगर किसी लडके ने किसी लड़की से “हाय/हैलो” कहा है तो वो इसे केवल “हाय/हैलो” ही समझती है। इसके उल्टे अगरकिसी लड़की ने किसी लडके को “हैलो” कहा तो लड़का इसको केवल “हैलो” नहीं समझेगा। अगर लड़का “हैलो” को केवल “हैलो” समझना भी चाहेगा तो उसके दोस्त ऐसा नहीं होने देंगे, आख़िर दोस्त होते ही किस दिन के लिए हैं।

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A REALLY TOUCHING
STORY......


1 day 3 boys proposed a
Girl..
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1st: I can die for you..
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Girl- All people saying like this

2nd- I can bring star from
the sky

Girl- This is very old
dialogue

3rd- I can delete my facebook account for you...

Girl- (with tear on her eyes)
I will marry you and they
lived happily ever
after!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

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लड़की लड़के से :- मेरा मोबाइल ज्यादा ममी के पास होता है
लड़का :- फिर तो हम पकडे जायेंगे

लड़की :- नहीं मेने तेरा नम्बर battery low के नाम से सेव किया है जब भी तेरा फ़ोन आता है तो ममी charging लगा कर चली जाती है

10.

Girl's FB Status -
Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. ?
Comments:
-- Awwwww..muah..??
Maybe next time we both can go together sweetie..;-)
You went without me ?? :'( </ 3
Wow! I also wanna experience it
once..! :) ?
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Boy's FB Status - Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. :)
Comments:
-- Haan toh saale usme hum kya karein ??
Bas yehi aukaat hai teri !!
Saale ab tu rickshaw me jayega toh bhi status rakhega ??
Chuze baap ko bol ek cycle toh dila de kam se kam !!
Haan toh bhai ja..conductor ban jaa uska !!
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Point to be noted: The boy got more
comments for a change !! ;)

11.

Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen..

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Girlz to Boyz
1970's : Love me, but don't touch me.
1980's : Touch me, but don't kiss me.
1990's : Kiss me, but don't do anything more.
2000's : Do anything, but don't tell anyone.
Since
2011 : Do everything , otherwise I will tell
everyone that you can't do anything.

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Girlfriend- Mein tumhare letters ke stamp tickets ko kiss karti hoon.

Unhe tumhare lips ne chua hoga.

Boyfriend- par mein toh unhe apne kutte ki naak se gila kar ke chipkata tha..!! :-)

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Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples.
Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach,bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.
Girl: waow super joke I'll tell my friend.

Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Othe Girl: I can eat 10. Girl: Hatt yaar 6 bolti toh mast joke sunati

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3 Friends ek hi ghar me rahete they.
Ghar 100th floor pe tha.
1din teeno party se late night ghar pahunche.
LIFT kharab thi.
Golu: kya kare ?
Molu: ek kaam karte hai, story sunate hue chalte hai, jaldi pahunch jaayenge
Tolu : ok.
Molu ne 45th floor tak comedy movie ki story sunai.
Golu ne 99th floor tak Action movie ki story sunai.
Baat karte karte Ghar aa gaye
Golu: yar Tolu tune story nahi sunai , tu bhi suna
Tolu: Suno , HORROR MOVIE ----- GATE ki Chabhi gari mey bhul gaya...

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st BOY-ladki fasani ati hai?
2nd-na
1st-Seekh: pehle 1 kagaz ka jahaz bana
fir use class me uda de.
Jb Mem puche to ladki ka nam laga de
BAS FAS GAI LADKI...!

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Girl's FB Status -
Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. ?
Comments:
-- Awwwww..muah..??
Maybe next time we both can go together sweetie..;-)
You went without me ?? :'( </ 3
Wow! I also wanna experience it
once..! :) ?
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Boy's FB Status - Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. :)
Comments:
-- Haan toh saale usme hum kya karein ??
Bas yehi aukaat hai teri !!
Saale ab tu rickshaw me jayega toh bhi status rakhega ??
Chuze baap ko bol ek cycle toh dila de kam se kam !!
Haan toh bhai ja..conductor ban jaa uska !!
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Point to be noted: The boy got more
comments for a change !! ;)

18.

Boy o girl on bed: Is this your first time?
girl (angrily): Of Course, it is!!!
Why do all you guys ask the same questions????

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Definition of LOVE

A serious disorder of Heart due to Relationship
between Men&Women that can cause Death
of 1 or Both depending on the resistance associated..!!

TYPES:
1 sided
&2 sided

AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers,
but nowdays can be found in any age..!

SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or Mother's Sandle.

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Boy o girl on bed: Is this your first time?
girl (angrily): Of Course, it is!!!
Why do all you guys ask the same questions????