2.
Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole-
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'VAR MANGO VATS'
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Santa-prabhu ! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nahi hu...
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'MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE'................:D :D
3.
Teacher: What is half of 8 ?
Rajnikant: 4
Santa: Depnd karta hai agar horizantaly aadha karo to '0'
or verticly karo toh '3'......
1st tym rajni lost santa rocks....:)
4.
संता इन आर्ट गेलरी
संता -इस भयानक तस्वीर को आप मोर्डन आर्ट कहते हो ...
आर्ट डीलर -मेरे बाप तू दिमाग मत लगा .....ये आइना है
5.
A Chinese was in hospital.
his friend SANTA went to meet him.
Chinese said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN Ke PIPE SE PER Utha.
6.
Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke BaharEk Bikhari Mila.
Bhikhari: “ Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do ”
Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola: “
Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai? ”
Bhikhari Khushi Se : “ Ji Hain”
Santa: “ To Sale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na “
7.
Santa roti kha raha tha, aur baaju me baithi murghi ko bhi roti khila raha tha.
BANTA:- tu kya kar raha hai ?
SANTA:- aaj mera birthday hai, isliye chicken ke saath roti kha raha hu
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